Milliways Dossier: Clara (Oswin Oswald?), Modern

[herr_bookman]

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History

• Another one! So far we have my Oswin, a Victorian Oswin, and this modern Oswin from - of course - 2013
  
• Londoner again, interesting
  
• Doesn't speak French
  
• Enjoys Coffee

Impressions

• Threat Level: LOW - If she's anything like my Oswin - and I suspect she's very similar - then she'll rely on snark as her greatest weapon and her greatest defense
  
• Wondered about 'feeling up' the bar - eeep!
  
• "You mean to tell me you have never asked the sentient bar its preferences?"
  
• Tries to get her mum's old soufflé recipe right, just like my Oswin
  
• "My brain was hacked twice, flew a plane, ended up in an alien snog box, and now I'm stuck in London without my oyster card" - wait, what?
  
• Her brain was 'Hoovered', and uploaded to a data cloud?
  
• An alien cum professor cum monk reversed the process
  
• Lady at a 'Wi-Fi' shop told her to call a help-line
  
• Explained pick-up lines
  
• Time machine which doesn't like her?
  
• Took her on a flying carpet ride

Weaknesses

• She's rather squishy, though she seems to roll with the punches fairly well.

Scabs

• What's a snog box? Snogging?
  
• Her brain was 'hacked' twice? What?
  
• Oyster card?

Opportunities

• Again, I'd like to figure out her relationship to my Oswin...