Milliways Dossier: Mike

[herr_bookman]

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History

• Mike is the barman!
  
• He gives out fewer answers than I do - good trait for a ninja
  
• He's linked to the bar somehow, though I wasn't able to ferret out how

Impressions

• Threat Level: -
  
• Half-drowned out crooner regrettably attempting to break his guitar
  
• Laughs easily, and sort of a goofball
  
• Has "been kind of accident prone the last year or so"
  
• Lot of injuries, probably due to a dangerous job
  
• Didn't answer my question about the Allopocalypse
  
• "Ninja'ing. Or training to return to fighting weight for ninja'ing"
  
• Molly told me to come badger him - but he didn't know who she was for a minute, what?
  
• "I believe the adjectives you're looking for are Awesome Beyond Measure" - Shiva wept!
  
• "That's just a matter of technique. It's human nature to fear the unknown. If you go out of your way to make yourself unknown of course people are going to be afraid of you"
  
• "Though my best advice for people is to remind them that not starting something is a good first step towards avoiding situations that require defusing"
  
• Being a Barman involves, "Lots and lots of paperwork, and also knowing really strange things about people and their eating habits" without going insane
  
• When Bar is asked about why she picked Mike: "When she answers, if she answers, she just laughs"
  
• What a frustrating bastard! He never answers questions, and when he does, I find myself missing it! Augh!

Weaknesses

• None that I could see!

Scabs

• How did he learn how to defuse situations so quickly and easily?
  
• Will I ever get a straight answer out of him?

Opportunities

• I have no idea if I'll get that manual written. Probably not