Let me count the ways, part IV

[herr_bookman]

[Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV]

Realized today that Miss Tanaka wears a short skirt. ... Hm.
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Autor Tanaka Ahahaha. That's ridiculous.
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Rae pointed out today that my sylladex couplets are romantic. They are not! Just because they're from sonnets... And if they're references to people I must have chosen them subconsciously. ... Except for the one.

Then, as if the wounds of her knowledge weren't salted enough, Rae blathered on about writing love letters! It's official. The woman is bad for my health.
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Oswin badgered me into revealing quite a bit more than I'd intended--and brought up the fact that my sylladex is coded in sonnets! What is it with these bakers? They'll drive me to distraction.
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Blue is not her color, she'd look terrible in a lace cravat, and Sunshine is worse than Poins!
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Going by Goldkrone's calendar and Bar's, I haven't seen her in about five months and Karkat in about seven, I think? I wonder how long

Ugh, I can't write that; I'll get maudlin.
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I saw Karkat today. He called my explanation artful. It was quite... gracious of him.
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Saw Karkat again today. We discussed chess and crab-monsters and it was unfortunately... pleasant.