Milliways Dossier: Clementine Johnson

[herr_bookman]

Threads

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History

• Cop - really? she frisks nuns!
  
• Blonde, revealing outfit made of paste sequins
  
• Trauma-inducing gazongas
  
• Careful movements sometimes, grand gestures otherwise

Impressions

• Threat Level: LOW - Sure, she can probably shoot, but I'm more likely to perish through blushing and the subsequent exsanguination via the ears
  
• Sno-Cones with syrup, ew - vs. shaved ice, with juice
  
• "Well, you've come to the wrong bar if you're looking for a princess." - oh how wrong you are! and I wasn't looking for her, it just happened
  
• Nobles - "dripping in class and rocks from head to toe" - she has such an intriguing manner of speaking
  
• "I only have to frisk nuns and shoot at guys in milkshake costumes." - what the hell!
  
• "as regular as the guy who keeps bothering the girls down at the Burning Bush with the a blow up doll he swears is possessed by his dead mother's spirit."
  
• Her job is hideous. Awful. I don't even think I'd be able to handle that
  
• "Next time if you don't really want to know? Don't ask." - this is the dumbest advice ever. how would I know if I didn't really want to know unless I asked?
  
• Okay, in retrospect, I really didn't need to know what a blow-up doll was, please and thank you!
  
• "My lady region is the only thing I've never had to lie about, honey, okay? I mean, these suckers are all natural." - what bits of her aren't lady?! and natural...? what?

Weaknesses

• I don't even know

Scabs

• So many, but I'm afraid the heat off of my face will catch the parchment on fire

Opportunities

• NO