Milliways Dossier: Oswin Oswald

[herr_bookman]

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History

• Junior Entertainment Manager on the starliner Alaska
  
• Uses Bizet's Carmen as protection
  
• Bakes ballerina cookies, chocolate croissants -- skill level: unfair
  
• Knows opera, classic arts
  
• Speaks French -- "Seulement les fantômes, la mienne surtout."

Impressions

• Threat level: LOW - Snarky is her main characteristic and don't ever let anyone ever tell you otherwise
  
• Vivacious at times, crumpled at others
  
• Chocolate : Croissants :: Cheese : Apples? What?
  
• Clucks/Feeds people
  
• Lies
  
• Cast magic on the bar, I just know it -- spell has evolved sentience?
  
• [Exhibit A: Kissed recipe napkin]
  
• Tends to laugh at me, but also puts up with me
  
• Pride and Prejudice, cloak-and-dagger novels
  
• Sits in the open when in pain? Exposes wounds?
  
• Zombie marriages? Vampires? ...What?
  
• Messes with my card catalog -- have to put a stop to that
  
• Locked behind the bar when bartending
  
• Sugar-momma? She's so brazen!
  
• Served me a Safe Sex On the Beach to drink - how dare she
  
• Turned into a young man for Cubefall - ordered her a laptop
  
• Terrified of the same robot she saw at Cubefall - what the heck IS this thing?
  
• Took her flying; seemed to want to get away from the bar? But also unhappy with the outside, even when it's not winter, hm...
  
• Knows about Punie! Auugh!
  
• Hit by the music plague
  
• Learned how to hotwire? and drive cars, auuugh no
  
• Update: Will be destroyed as soon as she returns to "the asylum" through her door, bombing the planet to "punish the ones responsible" - oh, double carthaginian hell
  
• Update: Considers life here "dull and useless"
  
• Update: Hates winter. Hates it.
  
• Update: Found me when I was a kitten and became rather attached - I got her a new one, to replace me
  
• Update: Plucked her up out of the dead thing attack - how on earth did she manage to give herself a concussion? - took her outside; oh she hates me for that
  

Weaknesses

• Withdraws into herself in spurts; has difficulty returning
  
• Possible self-destructive tendencies; would throw herself into the sun to get away from whatever she's so fixated on -- damn it, Oswin, stop that
  
• Lack of Carmen during trauma provokes disturbing, catatonic response

Scabs

• None for now. Anything I asked would tip her over a cliff; don't know if she'd climb back yet. Resilient, but could still come undone if someone knew what to say.

Opportunities

• Camera bots! Thrilling, intricate knowledge of future technologies and robotics
  
• Admittedly she can cook some things
  
• Thinks she knows about relationships, and I don't doubt her, but she'd tease me too much! hmph!