Milliways Dossier: Vanellope von Schweetz

[herr_bookman]

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History

• Comes from the video game Sugar Rush Speedway, where she's the president, not the princess
  
• Knows Wreck-It-Ralph
  
• Is a player character, whatever that means
  
• Can teleport! cool!

Impressions

• Threat Level: LOW - While Vanellope's teleportation powers are impressive, I doubt she'd do anything against me
  
• Didn't know what illnesses were - small exposure to humans
  
• "Who the heck is King Minyas? Some kinda final boss?"
  
• Appears to be made out of virtual candy - what?
  
• Hit Points - the amount of damage you can take before you die
  
• "You sound like you've got a corrupted audio channel or something" - what does this even mean?
  
• "You like usin' big words, don'cha" - hahaha!
  
• Insults: fudgeface, diaperbaby
  
• "Can you fix [your illness]? Do you need to call your manufacturer?"
  
• Thought I had a crush on Oswin! gah!
  
• Plugged a Fam-I-Com into a television to plays Super Mario Bros.
  
• Races demon cars filled with gasoline
  
• "It's a game. Stuff works because it's supposed to work. Why d'you have to make everything so complicated?"
  
• The games get unplugged before the audio files get too corrupted
  
• In games, you stay the same age you start off with
  
• Tobikomi created her game
  
• Next met her over T-Minus
  
• Asked if I had a last name - ha!
  
• Chased her around in the rafters on a flying carpet and finally caught her with a tarp
  
• Can't eat human food - has to eat computer programmed food
  
• Her world is made entirely of candy
  
• "I said I wanted to be a president, so I am. It's way more awesome than being a princess"
  
• Officiates the Random Roster Race after closing every night - what on earth?
  
• Tappers - another game at the arcade where people go to "hang out"
  
• Next met her during Halloween, when she was dressed as a princess
  
• Did end up getting me a blanket - after laughing at me, of course
  
• "There's Mario and Luigi, and Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man, and Pinky and Inky, and the spaceships are from Galaga"
  
• Likely scared her with the mention of the dead things

Weaknesses

• No idea. She's susceptible to being caught with tarps

Scabs

• Can demon children get sick?
  
• How did she really get to be president?

Opportunities

• I wonder if I can travel to her game...