Autor's Notes of Drunkeness

[herr_bookman]

Symptoms of Being Tipsy:
-dizziness
-much more talkative - embarsing
-tingly cheeks
-lightweight lightheaded
-stop being os mean to poeple!!!! !
-thank the nice Unicron named Rae
-you are dumb
-tea
-tea
-te a
-teeea
-dot dot dto
-Rae thinks I've gone past tipsy but nooo, she's rong, my maths were very exact. However, I failed to include the tastiness of wine into my calculations

Dossssier:
-HIStory: 17 years old I think but probably not), adn a writer, too
-Impreshuns: pretty damn skinny
-Threat Level: Awesome
-Weaknesses: long words become most difficl diffc hard
-Scabs: ewwwww who wants to pick at those
-Oppurtanites: I think more wine