poor delicate tiny scholarbaby

Pox Rhymes

I've been afflicted and now I'm addicted
To verses, sneezing, and rhyme,
And now I should leave before you start to aggrieve
Me, you scary, backstabbing slime.

Your mind will I flay or I'll skin you today,
For you are annoying and snide,
Because my dear Hannibal,
You are the first cannibal
That I've met with a tannable hide.

You'd taste great with potatoes or even tomatoes
Or possibly chopped up in a stew
I'd eat you with toast or perhaps as a roast,
Or maybe delicious fondue.

And now that I've set my ridiculous threat,
Before what you say gets stuck in my craw
'Effugium' is all I need to say adieu, adios, au reviou.

-Autor